melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007

melf

a very silly, kind of figity person

Casey is such a melf

by bunny November 14, 2003

melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf March 22, 2005

melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 27, 2018

melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 08, 2004

melfe

If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.

I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.

by Apex's January 01, 2021

Melf

It is a conjoined version of milf and an Elf.

I simp for that MELF in that book

by Morteiiim January 11, 2022