Melford

A very soft kind handsome boy. Mostly he hates being kindhearted and soft because people tend to hurt his feelings. Trust me you don't want to make him angry he can be the living devil.

Girl! That guy Melford is a hotty

by Candaca Bea Smith November 23, 2021

melford

A guy who is usually a dick and has anger issues. He hates being wrong and always has to be right. He can make good pizza.

Janice- OMGOODNESS! He is such a Melford. Eww!

by Scarlette Olivia Davenport March 29, 2015

Mefford

Last of a dying breed.

Dude, did you hear about the Mefford?

by shandalier1101 September 26, 2008

Milford Haven

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!

Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock

by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

Medford, MA

City outside of Boston that used to have industry and house people who worked in it. Historically a working class haven that suffered a lot during Boston’s deindustrialization and saw a lot of people move out. In the past ten years or so, the housing prices went from cheapish to fairly high due to proximity to Boston and attracting new, wealthy Bostonians and millenials. However, they mght be disappointed by what they find. Schools suck, population is confused about the rapid changes, people being priced out, etc. While the neighborhoods are supposedly getting good ON PAPER, the town itself is not. Most things about it still suck and the city does not have enough money to fix the roads or keep streetlights on. However, some neighborhoods such as West Medford (a historically black hamlet) and the area north of the Square are getting nicer, and I see why people might want to move there. Overall its a town where adults who lived there for 25+ years are stuck in the past, kids are bored and pissed, and newcomers are chillin. The town as a whole seems to be trying to figure out what the future has in store.

Danny: “Lets go to Medford, MA.”
Dino: “Sure.”

by mahkywallz June 5, 2018