defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.
Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight
Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
Junior the egomaniac (mistah J, junior the forbidden one, real life joker, etc)
Another way of pronouncing “mistah J” the title of junior the deadly street kid who’s mysterious nature gives him the suspicious vibes of criminally versatile albeit innocent looking.
Junior is everything yet none of it, and can be a fantastic mentor but there’s always something in return that he desires (usually)
Mr J is the real life joker boy
Mr J is a terror created by society but takes advantage of his American freedom and mental illness to exploit the corruption of society and its failed leaders
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Mr J wants to trade his death for your life. No one can kill him for he was born dead. Wisest words ever muttered by possibly J himself
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.