mozon

A girl who only God knows how to deal with her.
She has EXTREME mood swings.
Wants to be loved by everyone but hates everyone.

Look at Mozon's outfit!!
She's hottttt.

by Crab boss September 3, 2021

moonbat fucko

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

The moon is beautiful isn’t it?

This is an alternative way of saying i love you in Japanese

Josh: the moon is beautiful isn’t it?
Ryan: yeah it sure is..

by 0921783456 February 2, 2021

First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."

I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

canyon moon

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u

person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles”
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*

by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020

Amish Moon Butter

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.

Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

by Certified Idiot May 10, 2023

Hungover the moon

Colloquial take on the classic idiom, 'Over the moon'.

The short, sweet period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in.

'How are you feeling today?'

'Pretty good, actually. I'm hungover the moon!'

by Spagalucci September 22, 2012