(n) 1) A Mohist, esp. Andy Lau 2) The general organization of Mohists 3) Mohism as a philosophical system

THE MOZI is always written in capital letters like GOD. THE MOZI will always renounce Mohism in short order after being convinced that its reasoning is fallacious by a random black guy from the west.

-THE MOZI is coming to town!

-Why do you believe in THE MOZI?

-THE MOZI will defend us!

-Capture THE MOZI!

THE MOZI by Kyle A. T. April 12, 2008

Mozingo'd

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.

Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"

Mozingo'd by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

Mozilla Firefox

The internet browser that kicks Internet Explorer in the balls. It goes faster than Internet Explorer, blocks spyware and viruses unlike IE instead of getting programs that you can use after the use of IE. Mozilla doesn't crash like Opera and then reverts to the last use, and then crashes again and again. MOZILLA FIREFOX KICKS BALLS!

I just used Mozilla Firefox and lost 3 kids!

Mozilla Firefox by Bjarnyie Katzolvska December 29, 2004

mozilla

a series of browsers, originating from Netscape, then made open source when the entire team was sacked by AOL, possibly one of the best browsers ever coded. All versions include an easter egg in the form of a message in About:mozilla which gives a fake bible quote similar to the Book of Revelations. the verse numbers at the end are important dates in the form of Month:Day 7:15, or july 15 was the day that AOL fired the entire netscape team and the Mozilla project was born.

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

the BOOK OF MOZILLA, 7:15

mozilla by hmphargh August 29, 2004

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026