Mozi 

family of strange, weird, and bewildering members

Man that Mozi family is whack

Mozi by Mozi #1 April 9, 2007

mozi 

my gf and also the most beautiful person that i’ve seen in my world

i love you so so much <3

Person: who are u dating?
me: oh, my gf names mozi!

mozi by pp poopoo caca May 19, 2021

mozi wozi 

Slang term for cheap hotel

Proms over a 12:00 have to be home by 12:30 so no mozi wozi tonight.

mozi wozi by Myaztint April 21, 2018

THE MOZI 

(n) 1) A Mohist, esp. Andy Lau 2) The general organization of Mohists 3) Mohism as a philosophical system

THE MOZI is always written in capital letters like GOD. THE MOZI will always renounce Mohism in short order after being convinced that its reasoning is fallacious by a random black guy from the west.

-THE MOZI is coming to town!

-Why do you believe in THE MOZI?

-THE MOZI will defend us!

-Capture THE MOZI!

THE MOZI by Kyle A. T. April 12, 2008

Mozingo'd 

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.

Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"

Mozingo'd by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

Mozilla Firefox 

The internet browser that kicks Internet Explorer in the balls. It goes faster than Internet Explorer, blocks spyware and viruses unlike IE instead of getting programs that you can use after the use of IE. Mozilla doesn't crash like Opera and then reverts to the last use, and then crashes again and again. MOZILLA FIREFOX KICKS BALLS!

I just used Mozilla Firefox and lost 3 kids!

Mozilla Firefox by Bjarnyie Katzolvska December 29, 2004

mozilla 

a series of browsers, originating from Netscape, then made open source when the entire team was sacked by AOL, possibly one of the best browsers ever coded. All versions include an easter egg in the form of a message in About:mozilla which gives a fake bible quote similar to the Book of Revelations. the verse numbers at the end are important dates in the form of Month:Day 7:15, or july 15 was the day that AOL fired the entire netscape team and the Mozilla project was born.

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

the BOOK OF MOZILLA, 7:15

mozilla by hmphargh August 29, 2004