motorcade maker 

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.

"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."

motorcade maker by Macintalk March 2, 2009

Motorcat

Endlessly pounding out the hotties

I'd motorcat that girl till she walked bowlegged.

Motorcat by wdb1964 February 3, 2010

motorcade 

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

motorcade by Mick December 27, 2004

Motorcrosser 

A small South African white male who has a tiny cock and rides a tiny bike and goes on tiny adventures with his invisible friends.

Brad is such a motorcrosser

Motorcrosser by Hilly5042 April 26, 2021

motorbarge 

Like a motorboat, but instead motorboating a pair of breasts its an ass.

Hey I think Im gonna Motorbarge Sara tonight.

Damn you lucky shes got a fine ass.

motorbarge by Willy17 January 13, 2017

Motornarc 

A driver on drugs, aka a DUI driver.

"See that person weaving all over the shop on the road?? He must be on something. What a Motornarc!!"

Motornarc by Coffee.Table February 24, 2021

Motorfart 

A shitbox railbus.
It usually has a low top speed with poor suspension & comfort allowing for a slow, rough and unpleasant ride.

"God damnit not a motorfart again! When will they start using real trains...

Motorfart by Idiot Trainspotter January 22, 2024