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motorcade maker

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.
"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."
by Macintalk March 2, 2009
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Motorcat

I'd motorcat that girl till she walked bowlegged.
by wdb1964 February 3, 2010
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motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
by Mick December 27, 2004
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Motorcrosser

A small South African white male who has a tiny cock and rides a tiny bike and goes on tiny adventures with his invisible friends.
Brad is such a motorcrosser
by Hilly5042 April 26, 2021
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motorbarge

Like a motorboat, but instead motorboating a pair of breasts its an ass.
Hey I think Im gonna Motorbarge Sara tonight.

Damn you lucky shes got a fine ass.
by Willy17 January 13, 2017
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Motornarc

"See that person weaving all over the shop on the road?? He must be on something. What a Motornarc!!"
by Coffee.Table February 24, 2021
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Motorfart

A shitbox railbus.
It usually has a low top speed with poor suspension & comfort allowing for a slow, rough and unpleasant ride.
"God damnit not a motorfart again! When will they start using real trains...
by Idiot Trainspotter January 22, 2024
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