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motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
by Mick December 27, 2004
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motorcade maker

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.
"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."
by Macintalk March 2, 2009
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Motorbate

when a woman motorboats a fat man's titties while jacking him off
shayna motorbated sam on her lunch break.

she motorboated his moobs while jacking off his cock.
by bubbalous116 July 23, 2010
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motorvate

Motorvate means get going, or go somewhere.
I've been waiting for over an hour, i wanna go. Let's motorvate!
by christelo December 6, 2012
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motorderndy

A derndytrek done in a car or other land vehicle.
Stoner 1: "Wanna do a derndytrek?"

Stoner 2: "Get your whip, lets make it a motorderndy.

Stoner 1: "Where are we gonna go?"

Stoner 2: "I dunno. How'bout New Jersey or something?"
by Pro-Latarian Milton September 26, 2009
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Motorbate

The act of masturbating while in a car.
Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.
by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008
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Motorvate

A: Driving without purposeful direction or destination.

B: To leave via automobile.
As I was motorvaing over the hill
I saw Maybellene in a Coupe De Ville
(Chuck Berry)
by Bran November 16, 2003
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