mothernet 

the information super highway that only a mother has full access to.The inside info that moms always seem to know.

I got a speeding ticket today and it was all over the mothernet before i could even get home.Thebest insidenews source or infoever has always been the mothernet.

mothernet by bigfreaky November 7, 2012

motherpepper 

An expression of frustration by a geek, nerd or Christian who does not like to swear.

1. "Oh my phone battery is dying and I need to catch this Mewtwo Pokemon! Motherpepper!"
2. "My boss hates me. He's such a Motherpepper!"
3. "You just stole my car spot, Motherpepper!"

motherpepper by Snickerdoodlehg64 May 23, 2018

North Motherwell 

North Motherwell is a place that is known for its local stars, Junkie Simon, Deaf Darren and Clemmy.

A frequently asked question by the local celebritys of North Motherwell is "Cin ye tap is a quid wee man, So a cin get the bus" The pound is never for the bus as you would see them 5 minutes later with a can of Black HCC.

"North Motherwell run eh show"

North Motherwell by OnTheMic July 4, 2020

Mothernal Twins 

Twins born with the Same Mother but Different Fathers (May or may not be at the same year, version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)

(1. May or may not be at the same year - 2. version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)
person 1: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
person 2-3: Yea, we're mothernal twins. Momma was the same, but poppa wasn't
person 1: since you're mothernal twins, was your mother a prostitute?
Person 2-3: she sure was!

Mothernal Twins by ♥🗺☠ March 1, 2021

mothereffer 

Mothereffer is far less-profane an alternative to motherfucker and more socially acceptable in mixed company.

That mothereffer Frank is the captain of the hockey team and the football team and gets all the fine looking girls!

mothereffer by brandon667 January 14, 2010

motherfather 

It's how you say "motherfucker" when there's virgin ears around.

I can't wait to get my hands on that motherff...ather!

Motherfather, that hurt!

motherfather by Chris MF P May 11, 2008

Mothent 

Mothent is an aunt who adopted her nephew or niece after his or her parents died or not wanted.

Aunt: I’m adopted the kids.
Judge: Now you are Mothent.

Mothent by Sakurakage February 9, 2021