motherfather

It's how you say "motherfucker" when there's virgin ears around.

I can't wait to get my hands on that motherff...ather!

Motherfather, that hurt!

by Chris MF P May 11, 2008

Motherfather

Used by kids to say motherfucker in front of adults

Person A: Mother-

*Notices adult around*
Person A: Motherfather

by Shitodez December 25, 2022

mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

mother father

Clean way of saying "motherfucker"
Usage in amongst K-pop fans most likely stems from entertainer Boom who used the phrase on episode 3 of 2PM's Idol Army.
Cast thought he said "motherfucker" in poor English and he stated he said "omma appa" and not a bad word.

You mother father!

by keunilna April 13, 2013

mother father

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.

Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

Motherfapper

one who goes around fingerbanging peoples mothers

everytime he rolls a joint it smells like poontang, that motherfapper!.

by 2thaPorch July 31, 2020