1) one who loves his friend's mother... quite literally, in fact.
2) the solution when you forget to buy your mom a Mother's Day gift.
3) the sequel to SNL's "Dick in a Box," starring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake.
It’s supposed to be like “i’d rather lay in bed and fuck myself” but we had to be slightly more clever about it and decided on motherlove to imply motherfuck u - Bea Miller.
Don't call me just because you have nobody else
I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself
Opposite of Fatherless behavior:
Instead of one being more feminine as if they had no masculine influence in their life,
one would rather be more masculine in a toxic and aggressive way as if they had no feminine influence in their life.
Person 1: That guy was such an asshole, he really made everyone uncomfortable.
Person 2: Yeah, obviously motherless behavior.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!