3 definitions by wen
1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)
"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."
"woah thats impressive"
*spits out food*
"woah thats impressive"
*spits out food*
by wen January 4, 2003
v. Someone who masturbates.
Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"
Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"
by wen March 9, 2005
by wen November 19, 2013