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Mastumate 

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.
I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.
Mastumate by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015
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A portuguese kid that tried to own the mosh. Also could be known as Portuman.
1- man, that portuman last night...
2- DEF MOSHUMAN.
MOSHUMAN by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009
Motumbo was a tall black African,with a really big schlong.
"Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo study."
motumbo by Chastity December 5, 2003

Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.
Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.
"i'm awesome sometimes"
"nah, you're awesome mostimes"
mostimes by itsleah December 6, 2009
A mossum is a Hybrid animal consisting of a mouse and a possum.

Usually if you hear something large running around in your roof it isnt a mouse, it is the larger MOSSUM species!
Thats just the Hybrid Mossum in the roof!
Mossum by Haze IT July 7, 2011