2 definitions by Fortuitus Neologist

Mastumate

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.

I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.

by Fortuitus Neologist October 11, 2015

Windsynce

The state of moving at the same speed as the wind as to not feel it as you walk/jog down the street.

Walking the dog was nice today, I managed to jog fast enough to achieve windsynce.

by Fortuitus Neologist October 11, 2015