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Mortdecai Paradox
A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.
John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.
Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.
Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.
Mortdecai Paradox by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023
Pulling a Mordecai
Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"
Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014
Pulling a Mordecai
Pulling a Mordecai by Trash boat May 9, 2014
pulling a Mordecai
1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014
Pulling a Mordecai
The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.
Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Pulling a Mordecai by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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