mortdecai 

This what happens to you when you have a gf who's half of your age.

Stop acting like a mortdecai, you're already 50yrs old!

mortdecai by okok14 January 25, 2015

Mortdecai Paradox 

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

Mortdecai Paradox by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

Pulling a Mordecai by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai 

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014

Mordekaiser 

1. Es #1 en brasil.
shield always up, never die

huehuehuehuheue

2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.

1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win

2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.

Mordekaiser by celona August 12, 2011

Pulling a Mordecai 

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

Pulling a Mordecai by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021