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morontard 

An extremely moronic person. A mixture of a moron and a retard.
Man last night Cory was being a morontard
morontard by bryanbizz November 10, 2007
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Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4
Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base
mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Moronatard 

a moron and a retard all mixed together in one happy word.
turner is a moronatard for doing that moronic, retarded thing
Moronatard by yankees890 July 7, 2010

Moonwards 

A group of travellers who pay their respects to the gyspy king.
I was in a group called the moonwards
Moonwards by RYANSMITH146 December 2, 2009

Moigntard 

Pronounced Moyn-tard. A moigntard is the ultimate retard.
Don't be such a moigntard!!
Moigntard by Chris Moignardt November 30, 2007
Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.
Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?
Mortard by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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