moronturd

1. A stupid piece of excrement person; a contemptible dolt.
2. polite form of dumbshit.

Him: Man, Steve was all stickin' his thumb up his dog's butt again, what a dumb--
Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!

by f. chong rutherford March 13, 2004