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Moronetard 

A combination of the words "moron" and "retard" used when one becomes confused by the stupid actions of another and can't remember either word individually. Also, a word used when one of the words by itself doesn't cover the level of idiocy.
Person 1: "Did you seriously just call your teacher 'mommy'?
Person 2: "Yeah...I didn't mean to."
Person 1: "You're such a moronetard!"
Moronetard by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016
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Moronatard 

a moron and a retard all mixed together in one happy word.
turner is a moronatard for doing that moronic, retarded thing
Moronatard by yankees890 July 7, 2010
The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

Morontard 

When you are such a moron you would be considered a moron by retards. All the other retards in your retard group home would laugh at you because you chew on your shirt.
Professor Tony Yeung yelled at me for not knowing how to do my assignment. He thinks I am a complete morontard.
Morontard by Fears_Tony_Yeung December 5, 2010

morontard 

An extremely moronic person. A mixture of a moron and a retard.
Man last night Cory was being a morontard
morontard by bryanbizz November 10, 2007

moretard 

moretard is what you call someone that is more retarded than a retard.
your such a moretard!
moretard by Michale Ables October 6, 2006

moronturd 

1. A stupid piece of excrement person; a contemptible dolt.
2. polite form of dumbshit.
Him: Man, Steve was all stickin' his thumb up his dog's butt again, what a dumb--
Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
moronturd by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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