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mongtard 

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.
1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!
mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004
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Moistard 

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!
Moistard by The chair May 8, 2010

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.
that guy is so mongtarded
mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

mongtard 

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.
"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"
mongtard by CuddyRules May 17, 2005

mongotard 

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.
mongotard by Hector May 7, 2003
The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009
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