mornos
This morning at mornos I had the tastiest toastie with onion, complemented by a beautiful Port Royal cigarette.
mornos by Blokesntheirmornos March 29, 2021
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morosexual
A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )
( opposite of sapiosexual )
morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016
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Moronsexual
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020
millville-morons
A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
millville-morons by jpg3 August 14, 2011
Morosexual
Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."
Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"
Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"
Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"
Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"
Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020
Moronsexual
Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019
monosodium glutamate
Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer
monosodium glutamate by bill but not really September 20, 2020
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