morno

short for morning.

One fine morno, he got defenestrated.

by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

morno

An insult amongst friends

Daf Duc, you sound like a morno trying to describe morno to the world!

by sonusman December 16, 2004

Morno's

Shortened version of "morning tea"

Oi wanker, if you're pissing off for morno's, get us a strawb milk and some fucking dimmies.

by Diggerhideen January 17, 2020

morno

self-deprecating reference, beyond moronic.

I'm such a morno, I can't even spell "moron."

by Daf Duc March 17, 2004

Morno

A porno perfect to watch in the morning.

Jim love watching mornos.

by zizzlezazzle September 8, 2018

morno

A guy who gets more "no's" than "yes's" from the ladies.

Than sonusman's a total morno with the ladies.

by rattus norvegicus July 11, 2008

Morno

When a person is so crazy that he seems like a non human, and ridiculously stupid
mixture of gonzo and moron

OR

When a porno's starting scene is a funeral
also see mournography

Holy shit dude. that guy just bought home brand cheese slices. WHAT A MORNO.
OMG, that guy is using treecko as his starter in ruby. what a funkin morno!

OR

holy shit, id like to see what that chick that guy just picked up at the funerals mother looked like! what a morno!

by owen the leet cunt December 22, 2009