morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 15, 2010