morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 15, 2010

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

by ecky98 August 19, 2016