mornin wood 

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

mornin wood by ross March 5, 2004

Morning Wood 

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

Morning Wood by TheGuyYouGoToForThisKindaStuff December 5, 2017

Morning Wood 

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

Morning Wood by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Morning Wood Fairy by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

morning wood club 

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

morning wood club by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Wood 

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."

Morning Wood by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014

Morning Wood 

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

Morning Wood by hdver February 2, 2012