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When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

β€œuwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!
by hdver January 18, 2012
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Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
by Dirty-Dirty January 26, 2006
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the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
by mark March 29, 2004
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when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.
I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.
by dj cuff yo chick February 08, 2011
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