When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.