When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.