Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
by hdver January 18, 2012
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Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
by Dirty-Dirty January 26, 2006
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by mark March 29, 2004
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