Definitions by ross
grelch
bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.
My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.
The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.
I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.
The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.
I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.
The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
Grumple
A character from the Simpsons episode Kill Gil that is based on the Grinch. Homer tries to stop the grumple from ruining Christmas during a holiday-show-on-ice. The grumple then tries to hunt Homer down and presumably kill him. As the Grumple says, "Grumpley Grumpley Groo, I'll use your blood to make my stew!" In the end of the episode, the Grumple family visits the Simpsons and sings with them.
Look out! It's the Grumple!
Detlef Schrempf
A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006