morkle

One of those noisemakers that unrolls and honks when you blow into it.

The party was going well until we realized there was an extreme morkle shortage.

by dp1000 December 24, 2010

Markle

To disown one’s family

I can’t take them anymore so I markled my family.

by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020

Meghan Markle'd

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

by kclause22 May 25, 2019

Markled

To abandon someone or something after they’ve contributed to your life in a meaningful way

“Wow, did Meghan really markled her father after he paid her college tuition?”
“Did you know she markled her best friend after hearing the news about her?”
“I can’t believe she would Markle the royal family after all the clothing, money, and attention that she used them for.”

by Pleasemegxit October 4, 2020

Markled

To be ‘Markled’ is when a new friend appears in your life, bombards you with attention and favor requests, once you are secure in the friendship things settle down, however, after a period of no communication you attempt to contact your friend only to be ignored and ghosted without warning, explanation and every avenue of open communication is now closed and you are effectively deleted from the friends life once you have served your purpose and are no longer of any use to her as she has now ascended the next rung of the social ladder.

Friend A: How’s is your friend Meghan doing? Are you looking forward to her party?
Friend B: What party? Wait? I’ve texted and called her but she must be busy...

Several months later......

Friend A: Have you heard from Meghan?
Friend B: Not for months and she has deleted all the pictures of us together and is quoted as saying she doesn’t know me....
Friend A: Damn, you got Markled.

by GigiPretty September 1, 2020

Markled

The effect upon a man that turns him form a previously confident, popular person, into a simpering woke mess.

Watch out mate, you could end up like Harry with her. You're being Markled.

by Dagenham University of Beer July 20, 2022

Markled

Verb. To get publicly maligned under false pretenses.

The Royal family got markled in the March 2021 interview with Oprah where 17 accusations made by a temporary Duchess were found to be lies.

by AureT May 1, 2021