moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection

Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"

by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004