moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
by inthedarkshadows January 11, 2014
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SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
by weave January 09, 2004
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