mopedofile

User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.

Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!

mopedofile by chans gos June 25, 2010

Get merch

Get the mopedofile mug.

See more merch

mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids

"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"

mopedophile by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

Get merch

Related Words

mopedofile • mopedophile

mopedophile

foreign men with creepy facial hair, who drive around on a moped trying to pick up young girls on their family holiday.

"look out darling, the place is crawling with mopedophiles"

"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"

mopedophile by ktc2010 January 8, 2010

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Get merch

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

Get merch

Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

Get merch

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

Get merch