moosum 

a special museum that houses dead bodies where people with dead bodies so people can fulfill their dead body fetishes.

also means a sweet old woman.

I'm going to the moosum.
Look at that moosum walk by! How cute!

moosum by moosumlover123 May 25, 2018

Moosmoos 

Means masturbating

Johnny went to the toilet to do some moosmoos

Moosmoos by narutomiehillfigure June 3, 2021

Moosemas 

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.

Merry Moosemas!

Moosemas by Cramulus December 1, 2010

moosomin 

a little town with lots of gossip that no one really cares about yet everyone knows...also really boreing if your not drinking..but good for walking around aimlessly

-What do you want to do?
--I dunno it s moosomin there's not much to do.
-Wanna take a walk?
--Sure why not

moosomin by Kirsten..Roy December 19, 2008

moosums 

Man Bosums. Or..Boobs.

Daaaayumm, That fatass has big moosums

moosums by Banana April 15, 2005

moosem 

When a congregation of dead tings are present and you wish to name them in an inconspicuous nature. This also applies to an area where moosem 'moose'/congregate. A cool place to congregate could also become a moosem when moosem (also applying to the dead tings) moose there.

1.
*at a party*
"Hey there's a squadron of moosem in that corner, fuckin moosem..."
*sideman contributes with...*
"fuckin moosem bruv........................."

2.
*going to your park swings to drink at night*
"You're jokin aren't ya there's uckin' moosem for 'eavens sake I don't Adam'n'Eve it mate"
*contributing sideman.........*
"Good spot Les we were gunna go there but moosem got there first."

moosem by nottheoneSTILL January 27, 2019

Mousumi 

She is hardworking.Difficult to approach once she consider you as a friend she will stick to you no matter what..Genuine person..Everyone loves her company..Opens up with limited people.

I pray i find a friend like Mousumi

Mousumi by arnabs November 24, 2021