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Moosemas 

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
Moosemas by Cramulus December 1, 2010
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moosemas 

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.
Moosemas day is January 12th!
moosemas by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

moosemas day 

Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.
All hail Freddus Mooseus!
moosemas day by Clocky January 5, 2005

moosetastic 

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.
This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!
moosetastic by joneshimself September 17, 2006

moosemamachunk 

a moosemamachunk is a very large woman, usually one with a proclivity towards moo moos
There was a moosemamachunk in line at the walmart today with a t-shirt on that had printed on the back "I like it from behind."
moosemamachunk by Theophilus North October 7, 2009
An expression commonly used by rizzle, tima and singles when something is very lol
Tima: dude look at that guys shoes

Rizzle: Moosema
Moosema by rts232 October 30, 2009

MooseMagic 

It spends its time playing Hypixel Skyblock Dungeons sitting on its ass all day, Mainly Found in Australia, very hard to find, also likes to take peoples items and is a big cheater, likes to stalk people's profiles all day
Player: do you know moosemagic
Streamer: who?
MooseMagic by EvoTheBum September 18, 2022
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