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moosemove 

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".
"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"
moosemove by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005
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moosehole 

(noun)The big brown eye that everyone has on their posterior a little up from the legs.
Don't stick that in your moosehole, it will hurt and surely get stuck.
moosehole by EHJ September 7, 2008

MooseOperator 

A person who larps about everything, ALL the time.
Oh that guy's a MooseOperator, don't believe anything he says.
MooseOperator by makermoney January 13, 2022

The Moose Move 

When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.
Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.
1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)
Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

mooshlovely 

Used to describe something that is so wonderful and beautiful that one cannot think of any other word to describe it. Beautiful/wonderful beyond words or comprehension. Words only attempt to describe the beauty or wonder of the thing one is trying to describe.

"Mooshlovely" is originally from a book called "The Mirror of Merlin" by T.A. Barron. In this book, a creature, called a ballymag, uses the word MOOSHLOVELY to describe his home, which is a beautiful crystal cave that, according to the characters in the book, is "like a womb." (91) But even "womb" doesn't describe the ballymags' home. Finally, Merlin and his friend decide that it's just one of those things that can't be explained in a single word. The ballymag proves them both wrong and gives them the perfect word: mooshlovely.
'Young Merlin:It's so lush, so verdant, so rich in here. Like a garden. No, no, more like...a womb.

Hallia (Merlin's friend):Yes. Like being inside of a womb.

YM:Even that doesn't quite describe it. Maybe it's one of those things that simply can't be reduced to a word.

Ballymag:Wrongfoolish. There be a verilous, perfectsay word."

YM:All right then. If there is a word, what is it?

B:Mooshlovely.'

QUOTED FROM THE CHAPTER TITLED "THE WORD" FROM "THE MIRROR OF MERLIN" BY T.A. BARRON, PAGES 91-92
mooshlovely by cosmicmuffin November 10, 2008

Mooselover 

I was looking for a mooselover. But all I can find was baby bears in the woods .
Mooselover by TheRedKing19 May 30, 2018