moosles

a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose

"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"

by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008

Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

by Fail. E December 1, 2021

moosesus

(pl. n) many moose. just too many moose. this is the end.

(n.) moose Jesus

My friend was stampeded by moosesus.

Moosesus, our lord and Savior, then revived them.

by sylvee177 April 29, 2020

Mooseses

the plural form of the word Moose.

Hey Jess, do you see that group of mooseses over there?

by John Jacob Bartholomew January 2, 2012

mooscles

Yiss yiss in growing very stronk.My mooscles are getting bigger now sleep time yiss oooooooooo sleeping so many Dreams another day of mooscles i love pomp mooscles

What are you doing step-bro??
I'm pomping my mooscles so we can play that game very well better yiss yiss

by EmanueleGay69 October 8, 2020

mootles

Another name for moot, founder of 4chan.

I love you mootles.

by mootles102910291029 August 8, 2009

moosesus

the true plural for moose

Look at all those moosesus!

by sylvee177 April 29, 2020