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also known as “Meester” Moobles, a Moobles is a person who is often freakishly tall, dark curly hair, and plays the bass guitar inexplicably well. A Moobles is a fan of Heavy Metal, but would choose classical music any day. Moobleses are known to become heavily addicted to online games. Moobleses are indiginous to highschools in Maine, though can also be found on any roadway labeled "Lupine Drive".
look at that tall dude with the bass. he's gotta be a moobles.
Moobles by Cullan W. November 7, 2008
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Moobles: Utters or breasts on a male cow.

As seen in the movie At the barn yard where the bull has utters instead of his normal equipment.
"Wait does that bull have utters?"

"Those would be moobles Tim"
moobles by benjamin33 April 4, 2009
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Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
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Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
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Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs
Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me
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he has moobies down to his ankles
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Fat abnormal tity growth on a man
My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.
moobies by Geeked101 October 9, 2009
1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.
moobies by theharami19 May 25, 2018
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