‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
My soul mate, my friend, and my lover. *smirk* I remember when Moogle and I first laid eyes on each other. It was so romantic. I then took him back to my place and brutally ass raped him until he passed out. *sigh* Poor little moogle buns.
Moogleslayer you are my life. I am your light, you are my darkness. I cannot live without you. I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And I'll keep defending you against the n00bs of Newgrounds.