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Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021
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when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.
"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"
moolest by John Yang July 12, 2017
a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose
"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"
moosles by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008
Come here Mookles and give me a kiss.
Mookles by Anon February 2, 2004

moogleslayer

My soul mate, my friend, and my lover. *smirk* I remember when Moogle and I first laid eyes on each other. It was so romantic. I then took him back to my place and brutally ass raped him until he passed out. *sigh* Poor little moogle buns.
Moogleslayer you are my life. I am your light, you are my darkness. I cannot live without you. I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And I'll keep defending you against the n00bs of Newgrounds.
moogleslayer by Shin2k27 January 7, 2005

MoogleSlayer

l33t haker an my dadys a polece man
WHAAAAA My dadys a poileec man
MoogleSlayer by MoogleSlayer January 4, 2005