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Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017
This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!
This is one bad chick, attractive, stylish and clever; she is Mosette!

Moolette 

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....
FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Word of the Day on March 27, 2019
a moobette is a very special breed,always female, usually dark haired but not always, The moobette is a loyal creature but beware of its fiery temper, although not a fighter the moobette will rip the throats out of anyone who hurts its own kind..A moobette can not tolerate vanity, bitchiness or anyone with an elevated sense of self worth.
To be a moobette you must be chosen by another moobette and prove yourself to the rest of the clan. Many have tried and failed. Over all a moobette if treated right will be the best friend you ever can imagine. t this day there are approx 10 moobettes.
hey that girl is really nice, she must be a moobette
Moobette by moobette1 April 2, 2011

mookette 

a pig ugly hoe beast. a total hippa-croca-moose
ian the clown shoes girl is a mookette
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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