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Moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!
"Oh fuck! I left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!
mooseltoe by Br-i-c-k December 30, 2008
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Mooselem 

Did you see that mooselem they were talking aboot, eh?
Mooselem by Canadian Turkey Bacon September 25, 2013
cameltoe at Christmas time. Also known as christmastoe.
Kim had mooseltoe in the pants she wore to the company christmas party.
mooseltoe by Stu January 24, 2005

mooseketeer 

Fans of Jared Padalecki/Sam Winchester*

*Supernatural character
Yesterday I saw a picture on tumblr with Jared and one of his mooseketeers.
mooseketeer by assbuttsammy May 9, 2014
A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).
Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.
Mooseltoe by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026