mooseltoe

Moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!

"Oh fuck! I left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!

by Br-i-c-k December 30, 2008

mooseltoe

cameltoe at Christmas time. Also known as christmastoe.

Kim had mooseltoe in the pants she wore to the company christmas party.

by Stu January 24, 2005

Mooseltoe

A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).

Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.

by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moseltov

Another word for kudos or congratulations

Moseltov on your new baby!

by Fueledby... June 20, 2008

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Momeltoe

A mother's often embarrassing camel toe.

Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013