A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).

Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.

Mooseltoe by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017

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Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

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Moseltov

Another word for kudos or congratulations

Moseltov on your new baby!

Moseltov by Fueledby... June 20, 2008

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mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

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Momeltoe

A mother's often embarrassing camel toe.

Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!

Momeltoe by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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