moose'd

noun: To have one's beverage, usually a coffee beverage, unknowingly spiked with extra shots of espresso.

1) Do you see Jenny bouncing off the walls? Freddy moose'd her!
2) (to someone who ordered a coffee and after drinking half the cup) "You got moose'd!!"

by nycizzle May 5, 2009

moose drool beer

moose drool beer - Moose Drool is the world's premier brown ale produced by

Big Sky Brewing Company....
(Not to be confused with moosehead beer aka moosehead Lager).

They claim it Goes Best With

Burgers; buffalo wings; Asian food; Mexican food; spicy food; nutty food; fried food; pizza; steaks

Moose drool beer is chocolate brown in color with a creamy texture. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. The aroma mostly comes from the malt with a hint of spice added by the hops. Moose Drool is brewed with pale, caramel, chocolate, and whole black malts; and Kent Goldings, Liberty, and Willamette hops.

Big sky brewery is based in 5417 Trumpeter Way, Missoula, MT 59808

by Blu_leef March 10, 2023

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Moose Disease

A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.

bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?

bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!

bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!

by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

Moote'd

The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.

"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"

by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009