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The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.
"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"
Moote'd by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009
Words you can keep

Michael Moore'd 

Becoming highly over-exposed, to the point of diminishing returns or where it backfires on you.
From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:

"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."
noun: To have one's beverage, usually a coffee beverage, unknowingly spiked with extra shots of espresso.
1) Do you see Jenny bouncing off the walls? Freddy moose'd her!
2) (to someone who ordered a coffee and after drinking half the cup) "You got moose'd!!"
moose'd by nycizzle May 5, 2009
He's just a real nigga and doesn't care what u think also he's a demon at everything he touches.
D'Monte by Demonislikethat November 21, 2021

I'd make her my Demi Moore. 

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.
Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.

moose drool beer 

moose drool beer - Moose Drool is the world's premier brown ale produced by

Big Sky Brewing Company....
(Not to be confused with moosehead beer aka moosehead Lager).

They claim it Goes Best With

Burgers; buffalo wings; Asian food; Mexican food; spicy food; nutty food; fried food; pizza; steaks
Moose drool beer is chocolate brown in color with a creamy texture. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. The aroma mostly comes from the malt with a hint of spice added by the hops. Moose Drool is brewed with pale, caramel, chocolate, and whole black malts; and Kent Goldings, Liberty, and Willamette hops.

Big sky brewery is based in 5417 Trumpeter Way, Missoula, MT 59808
moose drool beer by Blu_leef March 10, 2023

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.
Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.
moose dick by BNH201032 May 14, 2018
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