Moopet

A sensitive woman abusing British man with charged hair.

Jack Pitt is a total moopet.

by Dr. Narcissus in Leather October 24, 2020

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moopter

Originated in New Baltimore. Slang for cock sucking road whore.

Man, did you see rebecka? What a moopter.

by Nofx_kid_inva February 6, 2010

mooptopia

the queen of Alt Tiktok who gained almost two million followers in a week. She rules over all of alt/deep Tiktok and makes very short, weird, and funny videos. 🛑👄🛑 is how people describe mooptopia. Her fans are called Moops.

Ron: hey did you see 🛑👄🛑 on your FYP?
Jared: yeah Mooptopia has been on it like 6 times today. I just followed her
Ron: so now you are a fellow Moop. Welcome.

by Alt TikTok July 18, 2020

Mooseticle

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011