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A small town in Michigan with nothing to do. The only 'famous' person ever to come out of it is the creator of the Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon.
I live in New Baltimore. (Yawn) Wake me up in a few hours.
by jip March 19, 2005
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A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.
by The Great Gas Head March 23, 2013
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Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!
Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.
by Michigander2019 April 30, 2019
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