mooket 

a lame ass nigga or female

that nigga over there scared to fight wit his mooket ass.

mooket by tyookie1690 March 21, 2007

Mooket 

A baby or child

“Awl look at the lil mooket she’s/ he’s so cute”
“That mooket is adorable”

Mooket by QrithatB April 29, 2019

mooket 

An upwards trending or bullish market, regardless of the financial instrument. It can be forex, stocks, options, futures etc... The bull is the cow of the market so whenever the market is going bull it is referred to a mooket.

If you make short position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bullback or the market going moo
If you make long position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bearback 'bare-backs'

These terms can be used to curse the market when your trade goes bad

I just made a short position on the EUR/USD but the market just turned into a mooket!!! Damn moo moos!!!!

I made a long position in the mooket but I keep getting bearbacked!!!!

mooket by nimbys_suck January 6, 2017

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

mocket 

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016