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mompetitor 

A mompetitor is a woman drawn into the competitive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. Mompetitors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, SAT scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompetitors at any time. See also mompetition.
The mompetitors took their seats at the Honor roll assembly, each quickly scanning the program to count the number of awards their child would be receiving in comparison to the others.
mompetitor by Old Tweener March 6, 2011
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mompetitor 

a mom who ascribes to be perfect and better in every way then the other mothers she encounters in her community- and who constantly preaches her parenting methodology to other moms to the extent that it is obvious their validation comes from convincing themselves they are doing a good job at childrearing
you are at the playground with your kids. a casual chat begins between you and another mom. she asks you if your two year old is potty trained- when you reply your child i still in diapers, the mompetitor in her becomes apparent when she tells you how she toilet trained her kid at six months and a seal just died because of how much space your kid's butt is taking up in landfills.
mompetitor by jbestica December 15, 2012

Urban Dictionary Competitor 

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary
She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!

mompetition 

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.
She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.
mompetition by FLmom December 21, 2009
Word of the Day on January 17, 2012

Competitors 

Superstars SRK and AkshayKumar are Bollywood competitors
Competitors by Salimkn April 12, 2020

fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.
Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.

Competitor Seeding

When a salesperson mentions a competitor by name while trying to sound better than them, but accidentally plants that competitor in the customer’s mind and sends them off to research them.

Competitor seeding is when you weaken your own pitch by defining yourself in relation to someone else. Instead of sounding like the obvious choice, you sound like a reaction.

In sales:

The moment you name the competitor, the buyer starts wondering:

• Who are they?

• Should I check them out?

• Why are you talking about them so much?

Better move:

Don’t name the competitor.

Name the gap.

“Most solutions in this category don’t include this, so teams end up paying for it separately. We built it in from the start.”

Bottom line:

If you name your competitor, you’re doing their advertising.

If you name the capability gap, you’re doing your own positioning.
“Unlike Competitor X, we include this feature.”

Congrats. You just did Competitor X’s marketing for free. That’s competitor seeding!”
Competitor Seeding by epilep March 30, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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