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möööp!
A text message that you sent to a person you love, drunk, when you don’t find the words that are appropriate to write.
He: Möööp!
She: Aw! I’m his “text when drunk girl, I feel so valued and loved, maybe we hook up some time”
She: Aw! I’m his “text when drunk girl, I feel so valued and loved, maybe we hook up some time”
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möööp!
A text message that you sent to a person you love, drunk, when you don’t find the right words that are appropriate to write.
He: Möööp!
She: Aw! I’m his “text when drunk girl, I feel so valued and loved, maybe we hook up some time”
She: Aw! I’m his “text when drunk girl, I feel so valued and loved, maybe we hook up some time”
Knife Monopoly
Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020
Knife monopoly
John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game
Knife monopoly by Vortexpug July 22, 2019
Monopoly
A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.
Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
Monopoly by ChildHandler October 9, 2016