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Moonoochi 

When an asian acts or looks like a stereotypical asian person.
Jeremy Lee looks like moonoochi after eating Shin cup ramen.

Guy 1: Yo, get some toilet paper from the closet.
Asian Guy : No Bitch!
Guy 1: Stop being moonoochi, bitch, and get it!
Moonoochi by person17381738 October 10, 2017

Moonrocks 

Moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. It’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. Final product carries approximately a 50% THC rating.
Yo, I just smoked these Moonrocks for 420.... I feel like I'm space walking.
Moonrocks by Khid2Dubb November 30, 2016

Moondocking 

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
Moondocking by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

Impaled Northern Moonforest 

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

Spanking the moonface 

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014

MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective