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Moonoochi
Jeremy Lee looks like moonoochi after eating Shin cup ramen.
Guy 1: Yo, get some toilet paper from the closet.
Asian Guy : No Bitch!
Guy 1: Stop being moonoochi, bitch, and get it!
Guy 1: Yo, get some toilet paper from the closet.
Asian Guy : No Bitch!
Guy 1: Stop being moonoochi, bitch, and get it!
Moonoochi by person17381738 October 10, 2017
Related Words
moonfoc • moonface • moondocking • Moonoochi • Monofocal • MONOFOCULAR • monofocusosis • Moondock • moonfuck • moonocababa
Moondocking
Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
Moondocking by 477366498808 December 18, 2019
Impaled Northern Moonforest
The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
Impaled Northern Moonforest by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
Spanking the moonface
Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014
MONOFOCULAR
One eyed. Tunnel vision.
Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.
Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided
Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.
Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided
Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).
"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)
"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)
"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)
"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)
tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited
SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)
"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)
"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)
"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)
tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited
SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
MONOFOCULAR by ToxicHolocaust Esq[AME-Aussie] July 7, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.