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MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective

Hannah Monotonal 

That bitch can't sing she must worship Hannah Monotonal.
Hannah Monotonal by mc philly December 7, 2010

Monopoclue 

The combination on Monopoly and Clue, to create Monopoclue. Monopoclue is fun, its a game board of control and able to investigate murders of you clients as you gain more territory through the game.
Boy-"I'm bored."
Girl-"You wanna play monopoly?"
Boy-"I'm tired of monopoly."
Girl-"How about clue?"
Boy-"Nah."
Girl-"Oh, Monopoclue?
Boy-'Awww Yeah."
Monopoclue by Alt0id December 18, 2010

monofocusosis 

The ability to focus on only one thing at a time
Tyler can only walk or chew gum at one time due to monofocusosis.
monofocusosis by TSauce327 September 24, 2018

Monotonal 

When something is so unfathomably crazy, it's more than insane; it's monotonal.
That ass is monotonal.
Monotonal by bumblings8 December 16, 2022

Monocalipsistcrharediamedianghanachinesengcalemsrcadriveedgraamecathredalerge

One of the longest words ever existed. Founded 03/08/2023.
Hello, My name is "Monocalipsistcrharediamedianghanachinesengcalemsrcadriveedgraamecathredalerge".
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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