moonchie

noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare

1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”

by Fahylando March 19, 2016

moonchie

A gay man's ass. Sort of like a coochie, only it's an ass hole.

Adam: Did yall fuck?
Robert: No, but he ate my moonchie.

by caybayy April 14, 2016

Moonchie

A term of endearment, usually used for fresh and/or clean and hip. Used mostly on the western side of new zealand.

Dude this new outfit looks kind of moonchie on you.

by JedunMoon May 3, 2021

moonchie

Another word from the word penis.

If you want this moonchie at nine o' clock then ima give u this moonchie at nine o' clock.

by Zxcvbnmlkj July 25, 2016

Moonchild

It's a bop on mono by our one and only president, leader, THE Kim Namjoon aka RM aka runch randa.

Moonchild, don't cry, when the moon rise, it's your time
Come on y'all moonchild, don't cry

by HanArmy June 30, 2019

Hatta Matta Moochie

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.

"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.

by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

Mooncheesed

The euphoric feeling after sex, when you are feeling relaxed and totally spent! You'll believe anything your partner tells you, even that the moon is made from cheese!

I am mooncheesed! You wont get any sense out of me!

by Jennoveve October 26, 2013