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noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
by Fahylando March 18, 2016
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noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
by Fahylando March 19, 2016
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A gay man's ass. Sort of like a coochie, only it's an ass hole.
Adam: Did yall fuck?
Robert: No, but he ate my moonchie.
by caybayy April 14, 2016
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If you want this moonchie at nine o' clock then ima give u this moonchie at nine o' clock.
by Zxcvbnmlkj July 25, 2016
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