moonchie

noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare

1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”

by Fahylando March 19, 2016

moonchie

A gay man's ass. Sort of like a coochie, only it's an ass hole.

Adam: Did yall fuck?
Robert: No, but he ate my moonchie.

by caybayy April 14, 2016

moonchie

Another word from the word penis.

If you want this moonchie at nine o' clock then ima give u this moonchie at nine o' clock.

by Zxcvbnmlkj July 25, 2016

Moonchie

A term of endearment, usually used for fresh and/or clean and hip. Used mostly on the western side of new zealand.

Dude this new outfit looks kind of moonchie on you.

by JedunMoon May 03, 2021

moonchi

The neologism coined by the Karma Gorilla meaning decadence and luxury.

He said the bike he bought was 17 and change, he's living moonchi.

by Karmaryla November 26, 2013

Moonchies

Munchies that are related to a woman’s moon-time. Or any moon related munchies, such as feeling snacky during a cancer moon.

I didn’t smoke tonight so this must be the moonchies.

by Diva Goddess iii August 09, 2023

Munchi/Moonchi

Munchi - Another word for Vagina, but to be discreet.

"I once shoved a glass serum bottle up my munchi/moonchi, it broke and mangeled my munchi."
"OH SHIT?!?! YOUR MOONCHI IS DESTROYED??"

by ace._.defective June 03, 2024