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noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
moonchie by Fahylando March 19, 2016
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A gay man's ass. Sort of like a coochie, only it's an ass hole.
Adam: Did yall fuck?
Robert: No, but he ate my moonchie.
moonchie by caybayy April 14, 2016
A term of endearment, usually used for fresh and/or clean and hip. Used mostly on the western side of new zealand.
Dude this new outfit looks kind of moonchie on you.
Moonchie by JedunMoon May 3, 2021
Another word from the word penis.
If you want this moonchie at nine o' clock then ima give u this moonchie at nine o' clock.
moonchie by Zxcvbnmlkj July 25, 2016

Moonchild 

It's a bop on mono by our one and only president, leader, THE Kim Namjoon aka RM aka runch randa.
Moonchild, don't cry, when the moon rise, it's your time
Come on y'all moonchild, don't cry
Moonchild by HanArmy June 30, 2019

Hatta Matta Moochie 

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.
"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.

Mooncheesed 

The euphoric feeling after sex, when you are feeling relaxed and totally spent! You'll believe anything your partner tells you, even that the moon is made from cheese!
I am mooncheesed! You wont get any sense out of me!
Mooncheesed by Jennoveve October 26, 2013
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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