Monchie 

Short for Raymond,
Self-centered, inconsiderate, thinks he is always right and never does anything wrong
Liar, but swears what he says is true.. comes off as nice till you get to really know them good looking huge jerk takes long to get ready, calls every chick he sleeps with "a friend" or "homegirl"

Dude you're being a total Monchie right now

You took 6 hours to get ready, that was a Monchie shower .

That guy is really cute I hope he doesn't end up being a Monchie in a few months

Monchie by IfonlyUknew2 December 5, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Cunt Munchie 

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Turd munchies by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Little Munchie 

A crazy, procrastinating little bastard that loves weed, acid, and shrooms.

"Damn it Little Munchie! Why didn't you save any weed for me?"

Little Munchie by PCBPCBPCB May 5, 2009

Merfle Munchies! 

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".

baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle

Merfle Munchies! by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011