Moonbeams 

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.

Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!

Moonbeams by KerryF June 18, 2020

Moonbeams 

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears hot pants, Daisy Dukes, or short shorts. When she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of her Daisy Dukes, hot pants, or short shorts, exposing the untanned areas of her butt, a form of mooning also known more specifically as moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moonbeams are poppin' out.

Moonbeams by CyberBub August 10, 2025

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

All kittens and moonbeams by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.

Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

Moonbase Alpha by TheDailyFail May 9, 2011

Moonbean 

A series of events that lead to a dramatic elapse of time causing one to question the true purpose of life

Losing my house and my husband has caused me to go into a moonbean due to my drug problem while questioning all humanity

Moonbean by Vanilla Bay October 31, 2011

MoonBear 

Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.

Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"

MoonBear by h0bbits May 24, 2014

Moonbeam 

A really nice girl, who displays a pretty little shy smile when she's happy.

She doesn't talk too much.

You can tell how she feels though, by looking into her beaming eyes and watching for her little moonbeam smile!

Ted: I never noticed that cute girl before, but she's really got a beautiful little smile!

Fred: Yeah, Her smile is like a pretty little ray of light. We call her Moonbeam!

Moonbeam by Real 1ne May 12, 2010