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Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.
Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"
by h0bbits May 23, 2014
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Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.
Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"
by h0bbits May 23, 2014
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A tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person's train of thought from a larger impending matter. Derived from a "Whitest Kids U Know" sketch in which a White House Press Secretary holds a conference revealing the US Moon Base and it's bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the US invasion of Iran.
"Yeah, I was asking Jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car."
by mr.soze December 22, 2008
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